Aquatic Inference Engine

You think the wheels are off for you and me
Nothing’s going on
I ask I know you fail to see

embarassing moment # M10798.R475J001
walking around my 5th reunion with a big gob of shaving-cream behind my ear.
~go me!

Tiger Woods tee-ing off from the service platform of a Mon Calamari MC80 Star Cruiser in low-Earth orbit.
Dubai is in the background, apparently.

‘Push Button For Walk Signal’ buttons are FAKE! (NYC: 77%)
….bastardz….grumblegrumble.

Hello. I would like to order one of your fine establishment’s excellent bottles of Budweiser Light.
Mmm-MM! Fruity paste from the Ancient Egyptian Empire wrapped in lighty-sweetened sawdust! Gimme!