Aquatic Inference Engine

Also, this is an actual law currently being proposed/debated/(and o god I hope) laughed at in the United States House of Representatives. It’s a quick read, the first few lines will pretty much give it all away. Granted, there are loonies on both sides of the line, but why is it leftist loonies just make you chuckle “absurd” and shake your head, while the conservative versions make you feel dizzy and ill? (from the same folks who gave us the above cartoon)