X: “Today’s Father’s Day y’know.”

boy: “Ah, crap!”

X: “Yeah, tough luck there mate.”

boy: (wheels turning) “….no wait! Haha! It’s not father’s day yet.”

X: “Yes it is.”

boy: “No, it’s only 11PM Saturday back in the States.”

boy: 1, dateline: 0.

w00t!