X: “Today’s Father’s Day y’know.”
boy: “Ah, crap!”
X: “Yeah, tough luck there mate.”
boy: (wheels turning) “….no wait! Haha! It’s not father’s day yet.”
X: “Yes it is.”
boy: “No, it’s only 11PM Saturday back in the States.”
boy: 1, dateline: 0.
w00t!