J: i think i’m in love with that cleo gurl
J: her and cassandra claire
J: i will stalk j00!
J: funny satire web gurlz
J: and i will profess to luv j00
J: but then i will kill j00 b/c i am mad jealous of yer prolific writing of funnies!
#: who’re cleo and c.c.?
J: cleo is troy in 15 minutes
J: cc is the very secret diaries
J: still #1 in my heart
#: you will woo them
#: or rather, w00 them
J: and still gut-bustingly f’in HI-larious
J: i will d33ph34t j0 h34rt gu5l !!@!
J: i wi11 pwn4ge j00!!!!!!!!!!!!!