Is it me or is this some of the most banal copywriting you’ve ever seen? This is uninspired to the extent that I seriously wonder how they manage to survive in a capitalist economy.
STRAWBERRY SENSATION Julius Creations®
Lose yourself in a sensational swirl of strawberries, tropical fruit juice and non-fat frozen yogurt.
BERRY LEMON LIVELY Julius Creations®
Wake up your taste buds with an avalanche of raspberries, blackberries, lemonade and non-fat frozen yogurt.
….or: “The wide buds of the taste with a raspberry avalanche awake upon his blackberry, of that one the limonata and yogurt inside ignited, that is congealed without the tenor of the fat substance.“
RASPBERRY Julius Classic Smoothy®
Indulge in a cool and creamy medley of raspberries, raspberries and more raspberries!
CHILI MELT Hot Dog
Savor the classic great taste of our famous all beef hot dog topped with zesty chili sauce, American cheese and diced onions.