Aquatic Inference Engine

A recent conversation covered the possibility of implantable universal translators in the next 50 years. So we can all talk to each other no matter what country we’re from. This would also render the means by which I paid for my sojourn in Japan obsolete :smile:. But either way, this website has taken one tiny step closer to that goal, and is now automatically translatable into 8 languages!

It works best by going to the web-page for the specific post (click the title of any post) and then cuing up the translation. Trying to do the whole front-page in translation seems to b0rk it a bit. But have fun, go crazy…just don’t break anything :smile:.

Sadly, despite the Freedom Friesâ„¢ flag on the far right, there is no button to make the English more readable, you’re on your own when it comes to deciphering my native tongue. But if you’re feeling frustrated then click a flag and give Deutsch, or Portuguese, or Chinese (Simplified) a whirl. Your results may vary with the Asian tongues, however. Informed sources tell me the Japanese translates as gobbledygook :(. Most likely a symptom of my overwrought, punctuation-deprived sentences, but the Western languages seem to work pretty well.

Anyway, enjoy! Sowieso genießen Sie! ¡De todas formas, goce! Quoi qu’il en soit, appréciez! In ogni modo, goda! Em todo o caso, aprecíe! いな, たのしみなさい! 어쨌든, 즐기십시요! 无论如何, 享用!